Really? This? Now?

Great mother of Jiminy. Publisher has found another problem — cultural appropriation. Problems cited include:

  • Character who wears “culottes”
  • Page numbers are appropriated “Arabic numerals”
  • Paper is appropriated from ancient China, and how dare I?
  • Walloon accent is “over the top”
  • Most comedy noticeably appropriated from “Milton Berle’s Private Joke File