Can’t afford Danno’s shockingly expensive Deluxe Professional Speaker Speaking Package? You might want to try one of these budget kits instead:
- “The Sibling.” Danno’s little brother, Teedie, will come to your event and recite what he can remember from watching Danno practice.
- “The Scraps.” Danno will attend your event, but provide no actual content in his speech. Only the long pauses, the umms and ahs that he leaves out of the Deluxe Package.
- “The Form Letter.” Danno will use a speech prepared for another organization and awkwardly insert your company’s name at the rights spots.