For Sale: Vinyl Flooring

For Sale: Vinyl Flooring

Made from old records. Plays “Candle in the Wind” every time I walk to the fridge. Good riddance!
Item 33a; $2

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Enjoy and Annoy. Free social memes.

Stand up proud for something you may or may not believe in! Irritate your uncompromising friends by being compromising! Make the commitment to being non-committal!

Chinese Junk

For Sale: One Man’s Junk

Sure, this Chinese ship has a flat bottom and a high poop, but so did my first wife. My junk can be your treasure! Item 44b; $72,000


For Sale: Raccoon Skeleton

What will YOU do with a dead raccoon? We left ours undiscovered in a wall for approximately ten years. Complete. Item 10a; $2